What's the point(s)?

Do you have a wallet full of point/reward cards?

I do.

Can anyone tell me why?

I mean, I probably have enough 'frequent flyer' points to get me to the end of the runway using my AirMiles card and this is after collecting with it for ten years.

Ten.

In my wallet I carry around one credit card that I use for everything, a bank debit card, my driver’s license, my health card and about seventy store point cards.

My purse must weigh an extra ten pounds because of all of them and my back is permanently cricked from the extra strain.

But I also can't bring myself to throw them out as they might be worth something one day.

Sigh.

So, here’s my solution. Can someone just come over and steal my wallet? There's no cash in there so you won't get rewarded for your trouble but my neck and right shoulder will thank you.

Please?