I want off...

I think I'm getting old.

I think this because things are changing around me faster than I can keep up.

I have an original iPhone and I've torn the case. Do you think I can find a new case for the original iPhone anywhere? Nope, they do not exist anymore.

I play Scrabble with two friends on-line and Facebook has recently uploaded a new and improved game. Now? I have no idea how to play. 

I bought a new lens for my camera and yesterday when I was trying to take pictures they were all turning out fugly. After three tries? I put my old lens back on.

Our tabby keeps throwing up his new and improved cat food.

The dog keeps managing to slip out of her new collar.

My husband is complaining that his new undershirts aren't as comfortable as the old ones I used to buy – same brand.

Yes, we’re both getting old and grumpy.

But, I don't like all this new stuff making my life more complicated.

Just slow down on all the darn innovations, won't you?

Please?

At least until I can find a few free minutes to catch up.

Thanks.